I should know, by now, not to browse Urban Dictionary. It’s like reading YouTube comments or farting around the Focus On The Family website – just plain masochistic (though the latter can be hilarious!). Alas, though – I wanted to see what the currently-accepted definition of “mustache ride” was (note: it was exactly as I suspected) and happened to glance over to the sidebar:
See that there, at the top?
We’ve got a loooong way to go.
(Though it is nice to see the rape of an unconscious woman being referred to as such, rather than being qualified with “date” or “acquaintance” or just called “having sex”).